“Too Much Gain, Not Enough Eggnog” – Funny Guitar Pedal Christmas T-Shirt

Bring distortion and laughter to the holidays with the “Too Much Gain, Not Enough Eggnog” T-shirt — the ultimate Christmas tee for guitarists who like their tone heavy and their humor loud. Featuring a festive distortion pedal surrounded by lights, this design is perfect for anyone who celebrates the season with riffs and reverb.

Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 Premium Unisex T-shirt, it’s lightweight, soft, and built for comfort all season long. Ideal for jam sessions, holiday parties, or Christmas morning with your favorite gear.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It

• Hilarious Christmas design for guitarists and tone lovers

• Vintage-style distortion pedal illustration

• Soft, premium Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton

• Unisex fit suitable for everyone

• Perfect gift for musicians and rock fans

🧵 Product Details

• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)

• Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz/yd²)

• Retail fit – true to size

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Tear-away label

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron directly on print

• Do not dry clean

👉 For those who like their Christmas loud, distorted, and just a little tipsy.