“Row Row Row Your Boat – The Fuck Away From Me” – Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt

For those days when you just can’t deal with people — the “Row Row Row Your Boat – The Fuck Away From Me”* T-shirt says it for you. A perfect mix of dark humor and retro cartoon style, this design makes a bold (and hilarious) statement about personal space.

Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 Premium Unisex T-shirt, this tee is lightweight, soft, and built for all-day comfort. Whether you’re at work, out with friends, or just done with humanity for the day, this shirt has your back.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It

• Bold and hilarious sarcastic quote

• Retro-style cartoon illustration

• Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 – soft, durable, and breathable

• Unisex fit for all body types

• Perfect gift for sarcasm lovers and introverts alike

🧵 Product Details

• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)

• Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz/yd²)

• Retail fit – true to size

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Tear-away label

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron directly on print

• Do not dry clean

👉 For when “leave me alone” just doesn’t hit hard enough.