“I’m a Mechanic, Not a F*cking Magician” – Funny Mechanic T-Shirt

For every mechanic who’s been expected to perform miracles — this one’s for you. The “I’m a Mechanic, Not a Fcking Magician”* T-shirt perfectly captures that mix of sarcasm, pride, and frustration that every grease-covered hero knows too well.

Made for the real ones in the garage, this bold design says what every mechanic has thought at least once. Printed on the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T-shirt, it’s tough, comfortable, and built to handle the grind.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It

• Hilarious and brutally honest quote for mechanics

• Premium heavy cotton – soft, durable, and reliable

• Unisex fit that suits everyone

• Bold typography that stands out

• Perfect gift for mechanics, car lovers, and workshop legends

🧵 Product Details

• Fabric: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary by color)

• Fabric weight: 180 g/m² (5.3 oz/yd²)

• Classic unisex fit

• Double-stitched hems and sleeves for extra durability

• Tear-away label

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron directly on print

• Do not dry clean

👉 For the mechanics who fix the impossible — but still get blamed for magic they didn’t do.