“I’m Not Always a Dick” Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt – Just Kidding Edition

Unleash your inner sarcasm with the “I’m Not Always a Dick – Just Kidding” T-shirt – the ultimate statement for those who don’t sugarcoat their humor. Bold, cheeky, and unapologetically honest, this tee is made for people who tell it like it is.

Printed on the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T-shirt, this shirt offers a perfect mix of comfort, attitude, and durability. Whether you’re out with friends or just want to make a statement, this one does all the talking for you.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It

• Outrageously funny and brutally honest quote

• Premium heavy cotton – soft and long-lasting

• Unisex fit with a relaxed, classic cut

• Simple, bold typography that grabs attention

• Perfect gag gift for friends with dark humor

🧵 Product Details

• Fabric: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary by color)

• Fabric weight: 180 g/m² (5.3 oz/yd²)

• Classic unisex fit

• Double-stitched hems and sleeves for durability

• Tear-away label

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron directly on print

• Do not dry clean

👉 Wear it loud, wear it proud — because being nice all the time is overrated!